I need help removing her.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
Randomize
