Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Come on in and take your pants off
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