I should be sponsored by Trojan
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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