we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
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