garbage
garbage dick
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you win
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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