My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Randomize
