i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
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