so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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