Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
