I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
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