the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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