R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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