I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
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