I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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