I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
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