i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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