"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I need a burrito and a hug.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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