So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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