I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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