You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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