There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
Randomize
