I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
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