seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
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