Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
