She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
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