VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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