Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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