The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
Randomize
