Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
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