so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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