Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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