i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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