doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
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