I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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