I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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