That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Randomize
