the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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