Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
In America we eat man semen.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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