Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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