Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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