first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
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