He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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