i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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