I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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