It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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