He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
im holly from the hills drunk
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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