how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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