Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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