Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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