He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
Randomize
