and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
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