he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
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