I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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