Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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