never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
